Are you the parent of a young child, tween or teenager? Do you know how to throw raging birthday parties that become playground lore and elevate your kid to mythical legend? I’m talking clowns, ponies, magicians, trapeze artists, blow-up castles, cotton candy, Ferris wheels, Hannah Montana performing live…

Okay, you may not be able to get Miley to cameo your kid’s birthday fete, but you sure know where to get the Hannah Montana swag and how to stylize your house into a birthday concert worthy of the stars. If you think you could be the Jeopardy champ of all things Disney princesses, fairies, wizards, Spiderman, Transformers, GI Joe … and you can interpret this knowledge into ideas for birthday parties in a well-written and articulate manner … I have a great opportunity for you.

I’ll be assigning seventy-eight 500-word articles in the next week—all on the subject of birthday party themes—for one of the biggest retail websites in the WWW. Shoot me an email if you’re interested, and don’t forget to recap the most bodacious bash you’ve ever bestowed on your little prince or princess.