Dear Clients,

We love you. We love serving you, writing your tips and optimizing your web pages, and helping your website get better Google listings. Like any healthy relationship, the love must be mutual. You show us your love by reviewing your tips and articles promptly, giving us constructive feedback, and answering our emails and phone calls when we contact you.

But some of you—and you know who you are—are avoiding us. Your tips have been pending approval for weeks and even months, and you don’t return our phone calls or emails. Do you not love us anymore? Are you breaking up with us?

Don’t do it, please. It will never work. We will stalk you. We will relentlessly come find you, wherever you are, until you review your tips and every single last one is approved. Then we will deliver your tip center to you and solicit more business from you so that our relationship can continue forever. Call it a habit, call it an addiction, call us “lonely,” we need your eternal love to go on living and we will not rest until we have it.

Yours truly,

Carolyn